HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAUL

"Paul, I am your number one fan".
I will always be the Annie Wilkes to your Paul. 

Why won't you love me back. Do you feel guilty because of Joanne, is that it? 

This picture is too much. I mean, I can literally smell the manliness through the computer screen. Congress should pass a law that warns internet users of randomly (more like, after hours of foraging) stumbling upon pictures reeking of jaw-dropping amount of masculinity such as this one. The beard, the smirk, oh my God. Hey Paul, I think you're probably the only guy out there that can stand so nonchalantly next to Clint Eastwood and still look more handsome. Happy 87th birthday!