just so kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck delightful that the notorious annual October cold has decided to choose me as its next victim? It must know that I have the most important essay of my life due at the end of the month!! I haven't been sick since like freshman year either. Y'all know the good ole' saying "When it rains, it pours"? Well, look at me.